A man walks into a bar and orders three shots. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Well... My oldest son just came out..." The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar. The next day, the man comes back and orders four shots. "What now?" the bartender asks. "My middle son just came out." The man finishes his drinks and leaves. He comes back the next day and orders five shots. "Again?" the bartender asks. "Yeah. My youngest son." He drinks his shots and leaves. The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots. "My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??" the bartender asks. "Yeah... My wife."
why are americans good at rubix cubes there so good at separating colors
Why do midgets laugh when they run
Because the grass tickles there balls
There was a race between Lettuce a faucet and Ketchup. The lettuce was a-head, the faucet was still running and the ketchup was trying to ketchup
do you know why pedos get away with molesting ophans who are they gonna tell not there parents
Before the chicken or the egg there was only Chuck Norris.
What is the difference between you're girlfriend and you're sister
There both sweet home Alabama
One day there were two muffins in an oven, one of the muffins said, "man its hot in here." The other one said "Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!"
My son came up to me and said, "Dad, I'm depressed". I pointed to the spare room and said, "Hang in there son".
A girls walks into an Adult Store. "Hi I want to buy that Red Dildo right there"
Cashier: that's a Fire Extinguisher you whore"
what do you call a rich Chinese person cha-ching
ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there
siri "I could not find anything for this question"
Does Eminem like MnM' s? Cause if he didn't, that would be like 'they're' not like liking 'there'.
I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!
what do a blind person and a orphan have in comen= they both can not see there family
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later? I said yea I was gonna hang there
Virginia is false advertising Couldn't find many virgins there
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage
Son:why
Father:you’ll need them there
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart
:there both dead......
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hankery panky
Silly Jill forgot her pill
And now there little Frankey
There are pain killers but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
