BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
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Explain Bear
Okay, so listen up, buttercup. This dude asks his girl where she's been all his life, tryna be all romantic and stuff. Then BAM! He hits her with the "go back there" line. It's funny 'cause he's basically saying she was better off somewhere else. Which you probably are too. But, hey, at least you know how to breathe, right?
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Lovely perv
This cracked me up