Themself jokes
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
I told myself I needed to stop drinking so much. But I'm not about to start listening to some drunk weirdo who talks to themself.
Kids in wheelchairs can't stand up for themselves if there's a bully.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
I love teaching students
how to make them harm themselves.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...