Themself jokes
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.
I told myself I needed to stop drinking so much. But I'm not about to start listening to some drunk weirdo who talks to themself.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
Kids in wheelchairs can't stand up for themselves if there's a bully.
I love teaching students
how to make them harm themselves.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?
My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?
My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!
The songs: We understand you :)
My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."
So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.
Me and a person downtown.
Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.
Me: I guess so.
Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?
Me: I don't know. I used to, but don't anymore.
Person: Why'd you stop?
Me: Unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.