Themself jokes
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
I told myself I needed to stop drinking so much. But I'm not about to start listening to some drunk weirdo who talks to themself.
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...
Yourself.
Myself.
Your own life, hah!
All of us.
Me, myself, and I.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
