Themself jokes
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
I told myself I needed to stop drinking so much. But I'm not about to start listening to some drunk weirdo who talks to themself.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
I love teaching students
how to make them harm themselves.
Kids in wheelchairs can't stand up for themselves if there's a bully.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.