The jokes
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the Equator.
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
Memes
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.