The jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?

They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.

Gamer

What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?

Dog poop touches grass.

Boy

A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."

Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."

Aussie

Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?

They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!

Prick

Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.

Mama

Your mama is so fat when Santa went down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, ho, holy shit, you're fatter than me, bitch!"

Actor

As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.

Child Support

A Mario & Luigi joke.

What are the Mario bros' view on child support?

Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.

Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!

Ladder

Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

Girlfriend

My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.

He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play poker?

Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀

Orphan

What's the one upside to being an orphan?

You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

Grape

What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine.