The jokes
The other day, my girlfriend asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.
She still isn't talking to me.
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One of them is wanted.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad never came home with the milk.
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
Memes
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.
Where do cows stop to drink?
The Milky Way!
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?
They’re just two weeks to quit.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Because he looked like me.
Sans: Sure.
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice? Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.