The jokes
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
What’s the best part about sex with twenty eight year olds?
There are twenty of them.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
Memes
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
A daughter asked her mother, “Mom, how do you spell ‘scrotum’?”
Her mom replied, “Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue.”
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
I make suicidal jokes because I am a suicidal joke. And now for my closing act at the end of the rope.
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!
Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?
Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.
What's the difference between a baby and a potato? 140 calories.
So I went to the binoculars shop the other day. Tell you what, they saw me coming.
Why doesn't Kermit the frog get married?
He doesn't like commitment.
What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"