The jokes
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
Memes
It davving on the eons, broski.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.