The jokes
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Why did the duck cross the road to get some quack?
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.