The jokes
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.