The jokes
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
What’s the difference between weed and pussy?
If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.