Tfw jokes

TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.

Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.

In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"

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Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

F in orphan means family.