Tfw jokes

TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.

Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.

I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/

If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?

What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?

Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.