Textile jokes

Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.

What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?

One gets picked.

If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?

What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?

"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"

Get it?

The waiter recommended the rug meal.

She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.

The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

Do trees shit?

Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?

After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.

I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.