Textile jokes
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
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What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
The waiter recommended the rug meal.
She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.