Tesco jokes
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco?
Because every little bit helps!
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."
Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s.
He never came back.
Why do dwarfs work at Tesco?
Because every little helps!
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
Why do midgets work at Tesco?
Because every little helps.
Robber 1: *gets shot in ass*
Robber 2: You have to shit in a bag for life lol.
Robber 1: What, the Tesco or Asda one?
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.