Why did the dwarf work at Tesco? Because every little bit helps
Why does Tesco like migits every little helps
Tescos slogan is every little helps, Well there bag did a wonderfull job on suffocating my wife
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s.
He never came back
Why do dwarfs work at tesco?Because every little helps!
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
Why do Midgets work at Tesco because every little helps
Robber 1: *gets shot in ass* Robber 2: you have to shit in a bag for life lol Robber 1: what, the Tesco or Asda one?
How does Stephan Hawkings get clean.
He used Tesco car wash.
