Household Items Jokes

My wife told me to pass her lip stick, but I gave her a glue stick. Now she is not talking to me.

So I asked my mom for a bath bomb, she just gave me a toaster.

Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.

Who do Chinese people name their kids?

Throw the forks and knives down the stairs.