Household Items jokes
Who do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs.
So I asked my mom for a bath bomb, she just gave me a toaster.
My wife told me to pass her lip stick, but I gave her a glue stick. Now she is not talking to me.
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
The Tupperware people came to our house. They asked my wife, "Where's the kitchen?"
Sorry, I have only lived here for 3 months, but my jewelry is upstairs in my jewelry box located in my bedroom.
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.
How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?
My wife Jean is happy, 😊 pretty, 😍 and pregnant,🤰 boy, 👦 am I glad 😊 I bought her 👩 a new whirlpool washer and dryer.
Washer: $249.95 Dryer: $199.95
Bleach solves so many problems:
Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.