Household Items jokes

My wife told me to pass her lip stick, but I gave her a glue stick. Now she is not talking to me.

So I asked my mom for a bath bomb, she just gave me a toaster.

Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.

Who do Chinese people name their kids?

Throw the forks and knives down the stairs.

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.

So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.

Dirty bastards.

The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.

I asked a poor old woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However, the expression on her face soon changed when I started walking away with her cardboard box.