Household Items jokes
My wife told me to pass her lip stick, but I gave her a glue stick. Now she is not talking to me.
So I asked my mom for a bath bomb, she just gave me a toaster.
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
Who do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.
Dirty bastards.
Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex.
They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.