WifeAnonymous3 years agoMy wife told me to pass her lip stick, but I gave her a glue stick. Now she is not talking to me.
Poorpickle rickle nickle2 years agoYo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
NameLogan6 years agoWho do Chinese people name their kids?Throw the forks and knives down the stairs.