I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?
Raisins.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."
I was asking people who knew Trump if he would win a second term. Stormy said, "No way, he doesn't have two in him!"
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment?
Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
Someone at school judged my grammar.
I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.
I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."
