Tears

Tears Jokes

Horse

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

The horse replies, "My wife just died of cancer, and my alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart."

The bartender responds, saying "Oh" sympathetically. "Sucks to be you!" the bartender yells, throwing a bottle of wine at the horse.

Paper

I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.

It's just too tear-able.

Baby

what's the difference between an onion and a baby?

nobody cries when you cut up the baby.

Knock

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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