What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them
Why are Orphans so bad at dodge ball
Because no one misses them
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA
Why Orphans cant play Baseball? Cause they cant find thier Homebase.
Why cant a chines kid play baseball
-They ate the bat
A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.
When medical crew arrives he denies them saying "God will surely save me."
The medical team tries to help him but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.
Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"
God answered, "B**** I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because everytime they take a corner they open up a shop
Why do people play soccer
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent
YOUR SO GODDAMN STUPID YOU THOUGHT DUNKIN DONUTS WAS A BASKETBALL TEAM.
your mum is so fat she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team
Today I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you Penaldo!
Official Dj Penaldo playlist. 1. I'm a fraud 2. I need you (ft. Tap-ins) 3. I Want to Leave Mid United 4. Back where I belong (ft. Europa league) 5. TY Eder 6. Nobody wants me ( Rejectnaldo Remix) 7. Fuck that kid ( ft. Lil Broke phone) 8. Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)
I was playing football with my friends and i got tackled and got a penalty suddenly the ground started shaking and penaldo emerged from the mud and he till the penalty but since it wasn’t andorra he missed. Shame on you penaldo!
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad 🥶🥶
- 0 tapins 😍😍 - 0 assists 🤩🤩 - 3/3 dives 🤯🤯 - 0 key passes 🥵🥵 - 2 big chances missed 🤡🤡 - 1/4 dribbles 💀💀 - 2 Offsides 😤😤 - 27 claps 👏👏
Better than Elanga? 🥶🥶
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school? Because they never get picked
What is are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack
You know the twin towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team instead they just met the jets.
What happenes if a boy bumps into a dog
It’s a bumper team
