Taxonomy jokes
If my cat was a cactus, doesn't that make him a catus?
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Sinocyclocheilus anophthalmus.
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
Who is king of the insects? The Monarch.
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.
Who is the king of the insects 🐜?
The Monarch!
Why aren't koalas actual bears?
Because they don't meet the koalafications.