Taxonomy jokes

Why aren't koalas actual bears?

Because they don't meet the koalafications.

Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.

If my cat was a cactus, doesn't that make him a catus?

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Sinocyclocheilus anophthalmus.

Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.

Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.

He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."

Trees are so social. They're always branching out.

Do trees shit?

Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?

So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.