Tang jokes
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
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What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."
Friends: comments give reason.
Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."
Day later:
Mom: Let me see your TikTok.
Me: Shows her the video.
Mom: calls suicide.
JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.
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Blue Takis?
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.