Tang jokes

Things we all do:

Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣

I do this too often!

What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."

What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.

What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?

🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍨 🍨 🍨 🍨

Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.

Jesus created the T-pose first.