Tang jokes

Things we all do:

Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣

I do this too often!

What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."

What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.

They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.

Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.

Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."

Friends: comments give reason.

Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."

Day later:

Mom: Let me see your TikTok.

Me: Shows her the video.

Mom: calls suicide.

JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.

Blue Takis?

They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦