Tang jokes

Things we all do:

Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣

I do this too often!

What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."

What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.

People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That’s not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.

Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.

They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.

Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."

Friends: comments give reason.

Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."

Day later:

Mom: Let me see your TikTok.

Me: Shows her the video.

Mom: calls suicide.

JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.

Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?