Two fish in a bowl, First fish asks "Haven't i seen you around here before?" The second fish replies "F**k me a talking fish!!!!"
A dog talks to a other dog and say Wow your a Hotdog
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong but I thought they were talking about a food so I said wrong yummy
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
Peter: *curses* Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Peter: Ha, joke’s on you! I don’t have a mother. Tony, having a heart attack: ASFJDHJWNSGREGEJDHFWVWHUSYSG PETER, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is is called when you talk in panera bread
Panera said
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk silly.
What is the difference between men and women? Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks
lmao
TJ hair line so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass
Tj hair line so far back ho friends don't even want to talk to him
Why do- wait, what am i saying, what am I talking about?
What do you call a hamburger that can talk & walk? Funny weird walkie hambuger & talkie cute hambuger. lol
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to the how we talk to other guys like when they say can I borrow a pencil you say you can borrow this hard wood dick
If someone says nobody asked you could say " well nobody asked for you to talk".
Man walks in to his bedroom where his wish is carrying a sheep under his arm and says this is the pig I've been fucking.wife says that's not a pig that's a sheep dumbass.husband says I was talking to the sheep
Farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm says this is the pig I'm fucking she say u idiot that's a sheep he says shut up I wasn't talking to you
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First ignore them until they ask you if your going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them would they get on all fours and bark back? After that continue to ignore them.
Teacher says okay class today were gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up Little Johnny how about you go first. Little jonny: " I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
Q:What did the ocean say to the boy? A:Nothing!Oceans don ́t talk silly!
