Table Tennis jokes

Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.

What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.

Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.

Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.

I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.

I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.