Table Tennis jokes

Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.

What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.

Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.

Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.

Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.

Pool table.

I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔

Then it hit me 🤧😂