Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
