Serve Jokes

Ethan
in Bar

A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything!”

Am I the only brony here?
in Bar

Coronavirus walks into a bar and tells the bartender, “Gimme a shot of whiskey, will ya?”

The bartender says, “Sorry. We don’t serve viruses here.”

Corona replies, “Well, you’re not a very good host.”

Anonymous
in Puns

A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here!”

A time traveler walks into a bar.

Anonymous
in Coffee

What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?

Burial grounds.

Anonymous
in Bar

A hamburger walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “I’m sorry. We don’t serve food here.”

Anonymous
in Math

Why do they never serve beer at a math party? - Because you can’t drink and derive.

Anonymous

The Barman says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”

A time traveler walks into a bar.

Anonymous
in Bar

A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.”

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Anonymous
in Street

Man walks into a bar and sees a bear serving drinks… Sits down looking astonished. The bear says “what’s the matter you never saw a bear serving drinks? “ The man says “it’s not that, I just never thought the moose would sell the place.”

Declan
in Puns

What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.

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Jaykab Reynolds
in Bad

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, ¨Sorry, we don’t serve food here."

Anonymous
in Undertale

What did papyrus say when sans served spaghetti to frisk? BONE-Appetit!

igloo and you

A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast”

David the asian man

An old man walks to a busy restaurant, he tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, ‘can I have a discount, I served in the war’ the waitress says ‘Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?’ ‘Nein’ said the old man.

Anonymous
in Restaurant

*I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast any time” so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.― Steven Wright

Anonymous
in NASA

Why does NASA only serve Coke? Because they can’t get Seven-Up!

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William Sonoma
in Puns

What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.

Markey

A burgur walks into a bar and says: “Hi sir can I have a glass of water?” And the waiter says: “I’m sorry sir we don’t serve food here,”

Eric Marco
in Sport

What can you serve but never Eat. a volley ball

Anonymous
in Bar

A Weasle walks into a bar the bartender says “Wow I’ve never served a weasle before, what can I get you?” “Pop”, goes the weasle.