Why do they never serve beer at a math party? - Because you can't drink and derive.
In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.
Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?
What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?
Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!
A priest, Kelly Clarkson, and Ian Watkins all walk into a bar... only for the bartender to exclaim, "We don't serve your kind around here!" Then he muttered in a low voice, "Fucking paedos."
A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?
Poutine with Russian dressing!
Coronavirus walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Gimme a shot of whiskey, will ya?"
The bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve viruses here."
Corona replies, "Well, you're not a very good host."
A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here!”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
A hamburger walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here."
What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?
Burial grounds.
The Barman says, "We don't serve time travelers in here."
A time traveler walks into a bar.
A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."
Man walks into a bar and sees a bear serving drinks... Sits down looking astonished. The bear says “what’s the matter you never saw a bear serving drinks? “ The man says “it’s not that, I just never thought the moose would sell the place.”
An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount, I served in the war?" The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?" "Nein," said the old man.
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.
if the minions serve who ever is the biggest bad then who did they serve 1930-1945
A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, ̈Sorry, we don't serve food here."
What did papyrus say when sans served spaghetti to frisk? BONE-Appetit!
what do you call it when a man wants food in panera
panera bread serving food
What can you serve but never Eat. a volley ball
