A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything!”

A hamburger walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “I’m sorry. We don’t serve food here.”

Why do they never serve beer at a math party? - Because you can’t drink and derive.

The Barman says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”

A time traveler walks into a bar.

What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.

A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here!”

A time traveler walks into a bar.

A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.”

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, ¨Sorry, we don’t serve food here."

Why does NASA only serve Coke? Because they can’t get Seven-Up!

What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?

Burial grounds.

A TWELVE VOLT BATTERY walks into a tavern and orders a drink.The bartender serves him , and comments now don’t start anything .

*I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast any time” so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.― Steven Wright

A Weasle walks into a bar the bartender says “Wow I’ve never served a weasle before, what can I get you?” “Pop”, goes the weasle.

What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.

What can you serve but never Eat. a volley ball

…the bartender then said “sorry, we don’t serve Timetravers here”.Two Timetravers walk into a bar…

Hello miss Chandia here I want to tell you guys a joke what do jokes serve for desert

I’ll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "

An autistic woman walks into a bar. “A serving of Screaming Banshee, please.” she says. The bartender says “Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago.”

What do angels serve at birthday parties in Heaven?

Angel food cake 🎂🥳