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Bar

Ethan

A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything!”

Puns

Anonymous

A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here!”

A time traveler walks into a bar.

Bar

Anonymous

A hamburger walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “I’m sorry. We don’t serve food here.”

Bar

Am I the only brony here?

Coronavirus walks into a bar and tells the bartender, “Gimme a shot of whiskey, will ya?”

The bartender says, “Sorry. We don’t serve viruses here.”

Corona replies, “Well, you’re not a very good host.”

Beer

Anonymous

Why do they never serve beer at a math party? - Because you can’t drink and derive.

Funeral

Anonymous

What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?

Burial grounds.

Bar

Anonymous

The Barman says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”

A time traveler walks into a bar.

Puns

Declan

What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.

Bar

Jaykab Reynolds

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, ¨Sorry, we don’t serve food here."

Egg

Anonymous

A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.”

Bartender

Anonymous

A TWELVE VOLT BATTERY walks into a tavern and orders a drink.The bartender serves him , and comments now don’t start anything .

French

Anonymous

*I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast any time” so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.― Steven Wright

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Man

Anonymous

Man walks into a bar and sees a bear serving drinks… Sits down looking astonished. The bear says “what’s the matter you never saw a bear serving drinks? “ The man says “it’s not that, I just never thought the moose would sell the place.”

Bar

Anonymous

A Weasle walks into a bar the bartender says “Wow I’ve never served a weasle before, what can I get you?” “Pop”, goes the weasle.

Puns

William Sonoma

What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.

Ball

Eric Marco

What can you serve but never Eat. a volley ball

NASA

Anonymous

Why does NASA only serve Coke? Because they can’t get Seven-Up!

Guy

Miss Chandia

Hello miss Chandia here I want to tell you guys a joke what do jokes serve for desert

Bar

What year is it?

…the bartender then said “sorry, we don’t serve Timetravers here”.Two Timetravers walk into a bar…

Bone

Anonymous

What did papyrus say when sans served spaghetti to frisk? BONE-Appetit!

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