A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything!”

A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here!”

A time traveler walks into a bar.

A hamburger walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “I’m sorry. We don’t serve food here.”

Coronavirus walks into a bar and tells the bartender, “Gimme a shot of whiskey, will ya?”

The bartender says, “Sorry. We don’t serve viruses here.”

Corona replies, “Well, you’re not a very good host.”

Why do they never serve beer at a math party? - Because you can’t drink and derive.

What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?

Burial grounds.

The Barman says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”

A time traveler walks into a bar.

What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, ¨Sorry, we don’t serve food here."

A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.”

A TWELVE VOLT BATTERY walks into a tavern and orders a drink.The bartender serves him , and comments now don’t start anything .

*I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast any time” so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.― Steven Wright

Man walks into a bar and sees a bear serving drinks… Sits down looking astonished. The bear says “what’s the matter you never saw a bear serving drinks? “ The man says “it’s not that, I just never thought the moose would sell the place.”

A Weasle walks into a bar the bartender says “Wow I’ve never served a weasle before, what can I get you?” “Pop”, goes the weasle.

What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.

What can you serve but never Eat. a volley ball

Why does NASA only serve Coke? Because they can’t get Seven-Up!

Hello miss Chandia here I want to tell you guys a joke what do jokes serve for desert

…the bartender then said “sorry, we don’t serve Timetravers here”.Two Timetravers walk into a bar…

What did papyrus say when sans served spaghetti to frisk? BONE-Appetit!