A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything!”

Coronavirus walks into a bar and tells the bartender, “Gimme a shot of whiskey, will ya?”

The bartender says, “Sorry. We don’t serve viruses here.”

Corona replies, “Well, you’re not a very good host.”

A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here!”

A time traveler walks into a bar.

What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?

Burial grounds.

A hamburger walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “I’m sorry. We don’t serve food here.”

Why do they never serve beer at a math party? - Because you can’t drink and derive.

The Barman says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”

A time traveler walks into a bar.

A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.”

What did papyrus say when sans served spaghetti to frisk? BONE-Appetit!

*I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast any time” so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.― Steven Wright

What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, ¨Sorry, we don’t serve food here."

An old man walks to a busy restaurant, he tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, ‘can I have a discount, I served in the war’ the waitress says ‘Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?’ ‘Nein’ said the old man.

What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.

A burgur walks into a bar and says: “Hi sir can I have a glass of water?” And the waiter says: “I’m sorry sir we don’t serve food here,”

few jokes (sorry if they have already been used.) 1 I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall. 3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks. 4 It’s always windy in a sports arena. All those fans. 5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course! 6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve your type here.” 7 What’s the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler. 8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights

A Weasle walks into a bar the bartender says “Wow I’ve never served a weasle before, what can I get you?” “Pop”, goes the weasle.

Man walks into a bar and sees a bear serving drinks… Sits down looking astonished. The bear says “what’s the matter you never saw a bear serving drinks? “ The man says “it’s not that, I just never thought the moose would sell the place.”

Why does NASA only serve Coke? Because they can’t get Seven-Up!

What can you serve but never Eat. a volley ball