Syrian jokes

In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.

Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.

What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?

I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.

Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.

"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"

I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.