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Monkey

1 year ago
A drawing shows a monkey sitting in a "restraint chair" hooked up to tubes that deliver "drum n bass" and "iced coffee" to his brain. The monkey is also given "adderall" and a beer, "Miller High Life". He has a plate of "crab rangoon sustenance" in front of him. The monkey's hand is placed on a "response bar" facing the screen labelled "Twitter".
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    Cannibal

    5 years ago

    Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.

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    • Orphan

    4 years ago

    Why did the orphan start crying?

    Because his apple found a home in his stomach.

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    • Poverty

    2 years ago

    You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.

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