There was murder. The detective suspected the artist first... because he was sketchy.
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.
After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!”
She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?”
To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
Someone stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.
Curiousity killed the cat. But for a while I was a suspect
4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed. -- 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects.
A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, "Holy shit, you're so drunk, you can't even walk!"
The drunk says, "No shit, that's why I took my car!"
