Sunday jokes
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
Community talk
Guys, I went to church on Sunday. The church I used to go to has a new pastor. He has three girls and one boy. The girls are all around my age, and really sweet. And I was sitting next to the girls' side of the youth group, and one of their daughters asked me if I wanted to pray with them during worship. So I was like, "yeah sure," and I went in front of the pews to pray with them. One was holding my hand, then Paris… Read more
I hate sundays
TO ANYONE IN THE UK PLS REMEMBER THE ALERT ON UR PHONES THAT'LL GO OFF AT THREE PM ON SUNDAY <3