Suicide attempt jokes
When you're asked to tell a crazy story, but the first thing that comes up to your mind is a suicide attempt:
"Oh, I don't remember anything in particular. 馃槄馃榾"
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.
Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:
"What advice do you have for people out there?"
As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.
Things I would鈥檝e missed if my suicide attempt didn鈥檛 fail in 2020.
My attempt in 2021.
And my attempt this year.
So you're in a hospital, you barely survive your suicide attempt. You see one of the scalpels, you finish the job.
Heyyy, in the last six months, [I had] 4 suicide attempts, broke up with 3 girls, and my mom went on drugs.
My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.
I believe "Self-Baptism" is a nice way of saying "Failed Suicide Attempt."
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.