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Hot pocket

1 year ago
A Hot Pockets package with the text "Made with 100% existential dread. THE ENDLESS COSMIC VOID with the sound of a thousand collapsing stars in a suffocating groan." Instead of a typical filling, the inside shows black tentacles and other strange shapes. There is also text describing the product as "OVERWHELMINGLY STUFFED WITH VISIONS OF THE ABYSS -THE SIZE OF THE UNIVERSE - THE LENGTH OF TIME - THE EDGE OF REALITY" The label says "Nestle Hot Pockets"
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    • Ground

    1 year ago

    Finding common ground

    A split image from an anime shows two figures shaking hands under banners. The banners say "Whitney Houston" and "George Floyd". Below is a close up of the same handshake with the text "Having no air".
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    • Puppet

    1 year ago
    The image shows a cartoon drawing of a person in two panels. In the first panel, the person is looking straight with a flat, emotionless expression. Above is the text "I don't act or look like how I am." In the second panel, the person has a similar expression but is looking slightly to the right and the text above it reads "So what is me?". Below the two panels is a paragraph that is hard to read due to the image overlayed, but reads: "I'm forced inside this meat mannequin, this suffocating puppet I'm forced to move to survive. I hate the way I'm perceived and implied upon. Every social interaction leads definitive conclusions on me as an idea. The millions of me in everyone else's mind. The only true "me" is stuck inside 6 inches of skull and nobody can ever see it.". A distorted image of a pair of red, teary eyes is overlayed on the bottom left portion of the text.
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    Chuck Norris

    6 years ago

    Chuck Norris once put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.

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    • Dirt

    3 years ago

    [being buried alive]

    Murderer: *out of breath* How are you eating the dirt so quickly?

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    • Plastic

    4 years ago

    What do turtles and lesbians have in common?

    They both choke on plastic.

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