Suffocation

Suffocation Jokes

Parent

I asked a kid why he was so blue.

Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.

Engineering

A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.

This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.

Dirt

[being buried alive]

Murderer: *out of breath* How are you eating the dirt so quickly?

Wife

Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."

Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.

Heat

What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!

Earth

What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?

I don't know. I suffocated at birth.