Student jokes
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
I fucking hate school, god damn!
Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
I got detention for giving an emo kid a happy meal.
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, April, who created the universe?” When April didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. “GOD ALMIGHTY!” shouted April and the teacher said, “Very good,” and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, “Who is our Lord and Savior?” But, April didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. “JESUS CHRIST!” shouted April and the teacher said, “very good,” and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, “IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I’LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!” The Teacher fainted.