Student jokes

What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?

The double trouble.

I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.

I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.

After a while, a student stands up.

Teacher: So you think you are stupid?

Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.

Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"

Me: "To reduce the population by one."

In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"

In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"

Do you know what the hardest part of school is?

An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."

I fucking hate school, god damn!

Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.

Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.

My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.

The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.

My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.

What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?

A PDF file.

Why did the slave go to college?

To get his master's degree.

I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."

I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."

I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"

Student: It's hot in here.

Teacher: That's because I'm in here.

Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?

Because he cheated on a test.