What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
Student Jokes
Teacher: I used to be an orphan once.
Student: OOFT.
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents.
My teacher is a rapist.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
I miss school so much.
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(Shared from the "Wolves E-genda" app.)
Like if you are in high school and miss school!
The teacher is asking you a question.
Teacher: "If your biggest dream came true, what would you be?"
Me: "Dead."
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
Teacher: We have a new student today class, come introduce yourself.
Student: My name is Buttitches.
Teacher: Please tell us your real name.
Student: Buttitches.
Teacher: I’m calling the police.
Police: Son, please tell me your real name or I’m going to shoot you.
Student: Buttitches.
Police: *shoots gun.*
A few days later, the police go to the funeral and sits behind the mom. While crying, the mom says, "My Buttitches!" The police say, "We’ll scratch it, lady."
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
Weird Kid: Magazines.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
A middle schooler and his dad were at a drugstore. The boy picked up a pack of 3 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for high schoolers: 1 for Friday, 1 for Saturday, and 1 for Sunday." The boy then picked up a 6 pack of condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for college students: 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday, and 2 for Sunday." The kid then picked up a pack of 12 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for married men: 1 for January, 1 for February..."
My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"
I said, "Paper."
She said, "Really?"
I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"
I didn’t know what a class clown was till I went to a class and realized I was a class clown in kindergarten, and then I woke up from a nightmare.
Why was the asian late to class?
His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook.
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
