Stop talking jokes

Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!

Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.

Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.

This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"

Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.

Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.

He was a great pilot.

Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"

I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.

Now I can’t get it to shut up.

Addison Banks Age (8)

"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"

Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?

A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Please.

Please who?

Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.

Lol.

What is a type of cancer that:

Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?

Easy, the answer is Fortnite.

Me and my friend roasting each other.

Friend: You look like a baboon.

Me: Stop talking, you look like a gorilla, so I might call animal control on you and I'll be seeing you at the zoo!

Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.

Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.