Stool jokes

It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door...

I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.

And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."

A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.

Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.

Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?

What do a stool and an emo have in common?

They both sit still.

What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?

A hoedown.