Sticks And Stone jokes

Guys, don’t let nobody hurt you with words.

Like someone once said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.”

"Sticks and stones break my bones."

A crowbar does it so much quicker.

I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. He said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."

...so I threw a dictionary at him.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a crowbar could do it so much quicker.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but there will always be something that offends feminists.