No one: The indians steering the ship: “SIR I SWEAR IF YOU DON’T GIVE ME YOUR PASSWORD I WILL CRASH THIS SHIP INTO THE BRIDGE”
I had a steering wheel down my pants and I tell you what it was driving my balls crazy
How did helen keller drive
One hand on the wheel one hand on the road
When a plane is having turbulence it’s just the pilot Shaking the steering
Shipmate: captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now! Captain:my momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants and it was drivin me nuts
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.” The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”
What does cows eat for breakfast?? Steer cereal
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind? The steering wheel.
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It's driving me nuts.
How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
