A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.

Comments (5)

Carrots 2 years ago

I thought of blood on the dancefloors song "Yo Ho " haha

okay 2 years ago

this isnt morbid

Adam 2 years ago

That is really funny

Jon a year ago

What's the point of him being a pirate?

ANoNyMoUs 6 months ago

Because the joke wouldn't sound as good @Jon

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