A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It's driving me nuts.

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I thought of blood on the dancefloors song "Yo Ho " haha

this isnt morbid

That is really funny

What's the point of him being a pirate?

Because the joke wouldn't sound as good @Jon

That pirate must be NUTS!!! haha

My 5th grade physical ed teacher literally told us this joke LOL, nostalgia moment