ZZane6 years agoA Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It's driving me nuts.
Anonymous1 year agoMy 5th grade physical ed teacher literally told us this joke LOL, nostalgia moment
Carrots
I thought of blood on the dancefloors song "Yo Ho " haha