Someone asked me, how would you like your steak cooked? I said, on a stove!!!!!!
A man walks into a bar and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. When he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says, "If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone's drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try?" The man decided not to take the risk. He thought the steaks were too high.
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...
What do you call a steak that tastes bad? A MISsteak
