Stay Home jokes

Why do orphans stay home alone?

Because they don't have parents.

What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!

One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.

One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.

My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

Police: Where do you live?

Me: With my parents.

Police: Where do your parents live?

Me: With me.

Police: Where do you all live?

Me: Together.

Police: Where is your house?

Me: Next to my neighbor.

Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?

Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.

Police: Tell me.

Me: Next to my house.

Kenny is living with his girlfriend now.

He just moved back in with his mom.

My dad coming back.

I did a good job of being home from school.