Stay Home jokes

I did a good job of being home from school.

Why do orphans stay home alone?

Because they don't have parents.

One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.

One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.

Hi! I’m going back home.

Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were going home and walk home and I got home.

Should be good night and walk walk home.

Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.

What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!