Stay Home jokes
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
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One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.
One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.
My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor.
Police: Where is your neighborâs house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
My dad coming back.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk home and walk?
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I puked and it gave me a bloody nose then I missed my bus then my mom let me stay home
I got to stay home today
My brothers big died he was my favorite dog i will miss him đ
Genna if your able to see this today i am not at school staying home
And goodmorning everyone