Stats jokes
Which is Ronaldo's favorite son, Matteo or Cristiano Junior?
Neither. His favorite is San Marino, perfect for stat-padding with tap-ins and penalties!
Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
I'm a fast reader, I can go through 20 stories in a few seconds.
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
Community talk
Some stats for the “mod race”:
Jokes: 1. RapBoat (403 jokes) 2. Heroin Monkey (15 jokes) Thoughtless (15 jokes) 3. UK (15 jokes) 4. Blach (2 jokes)
Memes: 1. Heroin Monkey (1616 memes) 2. RapBoat (97 memes) 3. Thoughtless (57 memes) 4. UK (20 memes) 5. Blach (7 memes)
Comments: 1. Heroin Monkey (20577 comments) 2. RapBoat (13810 comments) 3. Thoughtless (5208 comments) 4. UK (3924 comments) 5. Blach (2018 comments)
Best RAPPER: 1. RapBoat 2. NOBODY
COOLEST AND MOST BASED 1. RAPBOAT
Muslim (BEST RELIGION + best with RULES) 1. RapBoat
Im so close to getting perfect stats rn
Matt added a new stat bar to the bios