Stan

Stan Jokes

Wacko Jacko

He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".

Chair

Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!

Roblox

One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.

Technoblade

Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.

Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!

Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above).

School

Stan Lee walked into a school one day.

Just kidding, he's fuckin dead :(