Significant Other

Significant Other jokes

Mp3

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I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

Age

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I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.

Wordplay

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Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.

Status

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Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

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  • Girlfriend

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    I brought my girlfriend home and introduced her to my family. My kids liked her, but my wife seemed upset.

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  • Point

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    I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.

    Girlfriend

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    My girlfriend treats me like God. -- She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

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  • Community talk

    His voice is so angelic. His mind is so perfect. He's so kind. He makes me feel at home. He makes me want to get up in the morning. To get better. He makes me feel safe. He's willing to do anything for me. He compliments me. He always makes me feel better. He doesn't hide me, he's proud of me. He does his best to talk to me. He makes me feel whole. I feel special with him. I felt like I've never felt before. I'm so … Read more