Significant Other jokes
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
I brought my girlfriend home and introduced her to my family. My kids liked her, but my wife seemed upset.
The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk, but only one person knows about it.
Whatβs the key to a successful relationship?
Consent.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
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if ur signifigant other tell you not to talk to any other girls , or have any girls who are freinds , should the signifigant other follow these rules also?