Stacy jokes

Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?

Because her neck was killing her.

Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!

Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?

Ling Ling: Truth.

Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?

Ling Ling: Dare.

Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?

Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.

Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!

Stacy: lol

So one time I was with my girlfriend, crazy, right? But we were doing a TikTok eye follow challenge, and she pulled up a pic of Gwen Stacy from Into the Spider-Verse, and I looked somewhere I shouldn’t have, and she smacked me, and I changed to the Rock, and you know where she looked? WTF, right in the no-no square, and since she was a girl, all I could do was sit back and watch.

The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk, but only one person knows about it.

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

I saw it through my telescope last night.

So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.

What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.

I’m happy to be with my EA when I go to school.