Squid jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.

"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"

What do you call a group of emos?

The Suasied Squid.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.

What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?

A white octopus isn't in the KKK!

Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?

I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.

Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now.

But the vet charged me six quid.

I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.

Oh, don't worry, he's okay now.

But the vet charged me six quid.

How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?

TEN-TICKLES

What is a gathering of octopuses called?

Octoposse.