What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks? - one is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silluoette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
If a pirate was a pervert he would say “are you ready kid?”
yo mama so fat, when she passed by the tv I missed a whole season of SpongeBob
Ur mum is so fat, that when she walked past the television I missed a whole series of SpongeBob
What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?
SpongeBob asks if you're ready first
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
SpongeBob did 9/11
AHOY SPONGEBOB! I JUST COMMITED HOMICIDE IN SYRIA, AND THE ONE-PARTY STATE IS AFTER ME FUCKING ASS! ARGAGAGAGAGAGA!
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready kids?🤣
You know your high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell 'SpongeBob i know your in there!'
