What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.