Spider-Man jokes
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own “website.”
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.