Spider-Man jokes

Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?

Because he always makes spider-sense.

Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?

On a website.

Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.

How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?

Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.