Special needs jokes

What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?

Motor disease.

What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?

They both have special needs.

I have special needs, and I was born with it.

What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?

The double trouble.

The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.

I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.

I went to a handicapped comedy club, but all the jokes they told were special, and they didn't know a lot about stand-up at all.

When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.

What do you call a special needs army?

The special forces.

When I was in high school, me and my friends would play with this girl who had Down syndrome.

We would get into a circle around her and say, "Nightmare, nightmare!"