Special needs jokes

I took a special needs child to a shooting range.

Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.

When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.

I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.

My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"

The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.

I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.

What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?

Motor disease.

I have special needs, and I was born with it.

When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a disco party. 🕺🕺🕺

What do you call a special needs army?

The special forces.

When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door, and the autistic kid opens it.