I have special needs, and I was born with it.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
What do you call a special needs army?
The special forces.
When I was in high school, me and my friends would play with this girl who had Down syndrome.
We would get into a circle around her and say, "Nightmare, nightmare!"