I have special needs, and I was born with it.
Special Needs Jokes
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
What do you call a special needs army?
The special forces.
When I was in high school, me and my friends would play with this girl who had Down syndrome.
We would get into a circle around her and say, "Nightmare, nightmare!"
