Special Needs Jokes

The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.

I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.

I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.

Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "He was a little tardy."

I replied to her, "I thought they all were."

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."

What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?

Call them retarded.

I took a special needs child to a shooting range.

Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.

What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?

They both have special needs.

What do you call a special needs army?

The special forces.

What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?

A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.

What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?

Motor disease.

If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"

What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?

The double trouble.

I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.

Funny jokes are like kids with autism.

They have special needs to make them.

What do you say to a depressed special kid?

“Why so down?”

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces.

When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.

When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.

When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a disco party. 🕺🕺🕺

When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door, and the autistic kid opens it.